SING IS KING-jokes

Singh IS KING       Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR Manager asked to sardar at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 15 letters in it? Sardar replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this  village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi. When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver  adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive. Interviewer: just imagine you  are  in 3rd floor, it caught fire  and how will you escape? Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!